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Penis Stew

Posted 42 months ago|3 comments|1,516 views
from Sixthseal.com
Written by
Stear
Cuddebackville, NY
This Recipe was taken from "Two Fat Ladies, Full Throttle"

It just sounds so delicious and I know some of you will be happy to give it a try. If you chose not to cook the Penis you can stretch it over a length of wood and make a very nice cane with it. If you chose to make a cane though please be aware that you need to polish it often.

1 pound of penis, ram's or bull's
3 tbls. oil
1 large chopped onion
2 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped
1 tsp coriander seeds, crushed
1 tsp salt
freshly ground black pepper

Scald the penis, then drain and clean (doesn't say how you clean a penis. Not sure a guy would know since this penis is, well . . . never mind).
Place the penis in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil.
Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes.
Drain and slice.
Heat the oil in a large skillet.
Add the onion, garlic, and coriander and fry until the onion is golden.
Add the penis slices and fry on both sides for a few minutes.
Stir in the remaining ingredients with a good grinding of pepper, add enough water to cover, and bring to a boil.
Lower the heat, cover, and simmer for about 2 hours, or until tender.
Add a little water from time to time if necessary to prevent burning.

This was originally a Jewish recipe from Marcelle Thomal

Note: To my fellow male readers, sorry, this one made me cross my legs too.
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COMMENTS
42 months ago: oh my I wont be eating that anytime soon eeeww. now why didn't this make Google news.
Stear
Stear
Cuddebackville, NY
42 months ago: Well there is always hope for Google News. I can only figure this recipe was only prepared by women. With all the oddball postings of recent, I just could not help myself. At least this one made me laugh! and yes Eeeewwww
Victor Hatley
Victor Hatley
Oklahoma City, OK
42 months ago: Man, this has to follow that statement about driving a truck once, you're not a truck driver, but one penis...BTW, couldn't find how to message you, but we got what Okies call hammered. (almost 12 inches...uh, is that appropriate on this post?) Vic

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